roflmaobtcuts

Rollin On floor laughing my ass off biting the carpet unable to stop

1 guy: dude guess what!
2 guy: WHAT!?
1 guy: im gonna eat a hamster! xD
2 guy: roflmaobtcuts

by arnegrimm January 30, 2008

ROFLMAOPIMS

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Shoes
Only For use when it is truly amazingly funny that you not only fall to the floor literally but you piss yoruself.

Why are your pants wet? Uh I did a ROFLMAOPIMS from what she said to me in the tech suport call...

by Kineticartist June 6, 2009

Roflmaocmciiho

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Of Crushing My Cat If I Had One.

Person 1: *tells rlly funny joke*
Person 2: OMG, Roflmaocmciiho!

by Lolepic May 1, 2010

roflmaornlw

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off right now, like whoa.

Person 1: "To which the barman replies: 'I was talking to the duck.'"
Person 2: "Holy cows, that was so funny, I am roflmaornlw! Thanks for sharing."

by cmgsays July 14, 2010

ROFLMAOSSMMB

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Slowly Stroking My Metaphorical Beard.

Author : Will include the sociology of long distance flight (talking months) in a tin can.

Reader : ROFLMAOSSMMB THAT'S P R I C E L E S S

by Medulla Oblungata December 8, 2010

ROFLM

Roll On the Floor Like Malfoy

A reference to the UMich production of Harry Potter Musical and Draco Malfoy's rolling on the floor for no reason.

"Pig Farts is on Mars."
"ROFLM"

by canthelplove August 19, 2011

ROFLLMAOGCB

Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off, Getting Carpet Burn

- That was so funny I was ROFLLMAOGCB

by nmzlf0x November 25, 2011