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Repetitive Fail Injury

This is much like the medical condition (Repetitive Strain Injury or RSI) however this applies to actual life situations.

The injury is usually sustained by someone who fails in their everyday life multiple times without having anything positive happen to them.

This injury can become very severe for the most unluckiest of indiviuals.
Repetitive Fail Injury (RFI), Young Mr Smith (YMS)

Boss X: Finds YMS fully inserted into some warm sheets in the laundry cupboard whilst he is supposed to be working hard for the company, 20 minutes later… YMS has no job

YMS Is travelling home and is very sad at his job loss, however on the bright side he will be able to see his wife earlier than expected... Unfortunately when YMS arrives home and walks into the living room with a large bunch of flowers. He is confronted with no less than a football teams worth of men performing what can only be described as 'A large spill in the white wash paint aisle in B&Q' to his wife.

YMS's Wife: "...Sorry??"

Immediately leaving YMS he decides to try and cheer himself up by taking a trip to the seaside in an attempt to brighten up his day, unfortunately on the way to the beach YMS is stopped for speeding and given three points and a £60 fine.

On arrival to the seaside he heads straight for the amusements. YMS sadly has a gambling addiction ... after several hours he leaves the amusements having spent all of his money in fruit machines. Apart from 99p which of course is for a Mr Whippy unbeknown to him the actual price of the famous '99' is now £1.65.

As YMS is walking back to his car in his sombre state, 16 individual seagulls deposit their earlier meal of chips and general waste upon YMS's head, shoulders, knees and tie.

YMS having nowhere to go, no friends or money is now fully diagnosed with RFI.

God rest his RFI'd soul.
by ThomoBootie November 28, 2010
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repetitive slogan syndrome

1. One of the side effects of an advertising or 12 Step program.
2. Causes the people use a slogan instead of a thought process when talking to other people.
3. A very annoying trait.
4. Leads to a disease called steppism.
1. I can not stand all of this advertising going on. Someone starts a slogan, it catches on, and the next thing you know everyone has a repetitive slogan syndrome.
2. I went to an AA meeting last night and all of the steppers had repetitive slogan syndrome. I felt like I was at an advertising convention for Bill W.
by JR Harris May 13, 2011
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Repete

Repete
A complimentary term to describe someone of useful ability and indisputable intelligence.
They are usually direct, a coherent response everywhere exactly everything that can be considered rational thought.
Something or someone that's a big spread of everything. Someone who is both a brain and completely advanced, at the same time. Also known as "superetty".
That presentation by the Repete was one of the most sane and brainy things I have ever heard.
by Repete456 July 19, 2014
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anal repentive

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.
My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.
by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004
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rinse repeat

an adjective describing something done continuously, derived from the final instructions on a shampoo bottle
Having an infant is a continuous cycle of the mundane. Feed, change, put to bed, entertain, rinse repeat.
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Person 1: Did you hear that the Bush administration is pushing for another surge into Iraq? And this time should be the last one.
Person 2: Sure, why not. Rinse repeat.
by ChuckChaser69 March 3, 2008
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Regent Park

Regent Park. The first Project/Ghetto In NORTHAMERICA Located in downtown Toronto,Canada. It is Divided in two area NorthSide Regent Park And Southside Regent Park

Known for being full of violent thugs that don't give a FUCK
Rival hoods include- Project Originals,Jane and Finch,Parkdale ( not to be confused with Parklands,which is another name for Regent Park )

Home of the Thugs, No Crips OR Bloods but for some reason bloods are more acceptable.
A lot of rappers come out of regent park such as Point Blank,TNT,Blackline

- We wear Black instead of blue or red
- We roll in Mobs of 50+
- We Don't give a fuck
- It's about the struggle not about whos crew is the hardest
-Simply If you don't Live in Regent. Just don't Come here
" Get Shot Here If your Not From here We give a FUCK about the COPS and we know they don't care" - Regent Park Crips by Point blank ( regent park is not crips or bloods )
by RegentPark May 12, 2007
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Resentent

Being filled with Resent for all things around you in a non hostile way. Some say it is also the key to unlocking a godly stance in the universe and has many connotations of amphibian imagery.
Resentent is so damn based man
by Kekker406 October 16, 2019
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