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May-October relationship

A relationship with one person around 50 and one person in their 20s. One person is far along life, as October is far along the year. Both people are adults, this doesn't mean pedos.
After the divorce my dad ended up in a May-October relationship. She was like my age.
by Boreal June 15, 2008
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Relationfriends

The non-exclusive relationship between two people where the concept of "no strings attached" is modified. Unlike the terms "friends with benefits" or "hook up buddies", Relationfriends involves the idea that two people consider themselves friends, but have all the benefits of a relationship.

Sexual activity is allowed, along with such things that are usually only found in a relationship (i.e. cuddling, going out on dates together, attending a social event together)

The second portion of "relationfriends" comes into play where it is more than acceptable for the two parties to engage in behavior that would be found in a plutonic (non sexual) friendship. It is proposed that this helps keep the balance in the friendship, so as to not get to attached through the use of seeing one another merely as friends occasionally.

Lastly, relationfriends should consider signing a notarized contract to secure the agreement and proper behavior of the ordeal. If one of the parties is found to be in breach of the contract (asking to be exclusive), the ordeal may be cancelled immediately by the other party for legal obligation if they so choose.

A common acronym to describe this binding agreement is: N.E.R.F. (Non-Exclusive RelationFriends)
Michele: "I think we would be a really good pair of nerfs"

Brian: "Yes. Yes. I agree. We should be relationfriends!"
by SWOT Analysis March 15, 2011
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Silent Relationship

When two people meet eyes over and over again every day for an extended period of time, but they never say anything to one or another or discuss their feelings and desires. They are taking part in a silent relationship.
'Hot and shallow-acting football player' is sitting diagonally from 'pretty and down-to-earth dancer' in Chemistry class. Each time he casually glances at her, she feels his eyes scanning her's and looks up to meet him. They hold their gaze for as long as they can bare, then look away dramatically before anyone else can notice their silent relationship.

Outsider: Why don't you just talk to Him?

Silent Participant: If He likes me, he'll talk to me first. The guy is supposed to do the initiating, right?

Outsider: Um, not always. He's probably scared of you. You are a beautiful girl you know?

Silent Participant: Well, I'll just wait and see what happens...

(Nothing ever happens)

Outsider: You should've spoken to him before when you had the chance, dummy!

Silent Participant: I know, but I was scared. Now I'm going to go listen to Adele's "Someone Like You" and cry myself to sleep. Goodnight.
by Silent Participant October 18, 2011
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exclusive relationship

A relationship where both partners are only dating eachother.
Ted does not go on dates with any other dates with other women while he is dating Mary. Ted is in an exclusive relationship
by JudeB November 23, 2013
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Relationship whore

When a person cannot be single. As soon as they break up from a relationship they waste no time and get into another.
Shes already dating him! What a relationship whore.
by Lazzzzzzzzzzer April 7, 2009
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implied relationship

When you're pretty much boyfriend/girlfriend with somebody (holding hands, making out, etc.) but neither of you have discussed the ambiguous relationship status.
girl 1: are you and insert name here going out now?
girl 2: well, we do everything a bf/gf do, but it's not official. it's more of an implied relationship.
girl 1: OMG NO WAY I'M GONNA BE OBNOXIOUS AND GO TELL EVERYONE NOW!
by larkaloo March 24, 2009
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Platonic relationship

A relationship that contains no romantic or sexual interest.
Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?
by Oreva1 August 8, 2020
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