The Transcontinental Railroad

First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.

"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."

by The Decafe Coffey April 1, 2009

Trucks and Railways

Vehicles that move lots of things around

Did you know that trucks and railways move lots of things around?

by BioFever836 May 12, 2019

Rimjob railroad

A group of two or more people who connect themselves, mouth to anus, and form a line.

Bob: Hey Jim, are you riding the rimjob railroad tonight?

Jim: No bob. My anus is too sore.

by Dirty Tizzle January 3, 2013

railroading

In gaming, the act of forcing a player to "choose to" do something they don't really want to in order to advance the plot according to the wishes or designs of the GM.

Thus, the player feels like they're being moved through a world (or plot) as if on train tracks, without any choice on where to go.

"So we have to search the lower dungeon to find the key, despite the fact that this door is rotten and my character has 19 strength? Stop railroading us!"

by FeepingCreature March 9, 2013

railroad

1. to get someone unjustly convicted

2. force a resolution quickly

3. to coerce someone into doing something they would not otherwise do

I think he wanted to railroad congress.

by The Return of Light Joker December 15, 2008

i want to get railed

touch starved? me too

I want to get railed so bad but I'm really sad

by pussydestroyers3221 November 3, 2020

Railfan

A person involved in a hobby who appreciate the many aspects of railroading through observation, the use of the arts, education, prototype modeling and/or railroad employment. For more information, see www.mickinspiration.com/allabouttrains.html

Many railfans turned out to watch an old steam engine come to life.

by Michael Mickens April 15, 2004