ketchup queef

(CAT•chup•KWEEF) n. the audible phenomenon that occurs when a squeezable catsup bottle expels air and condiment, resulting in an unpleasant and embarrassing mess.

"hey g-friend, what's that on your hoodie?" "emma and me were at mickey d's for lunch, and she totally blew a ketchup queef all over the table!"

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2008

Quebec City

Quebec City is the oldest city in North America after Jamestown and the only walled city in north of Mexico (400 yrs old in 2008). It's the second biggest city in Quebec (province) after Montreal and the 7 in Canada (Population of Quebec is about 720 000 citizens). Mostly residants of Quebec City hate Mtl and the fuc*ing habs. Quebec City is the city that has the most hockey fans in america.

Quebec City had the biggest rivality in all sports; Nordiques-Canadiens

by mtdqcc July 28, 2007

Meat Queef

A Queef possesing a massive coincidence to the texture, smell, and taste of an uncooked T-bone steak.

Mike Kelley was being such a Meat Queef last night!

by SpeedStick September 11, 2009

Queef

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.

"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Quadenim

When a denim connoisseur is seen to be wearing denim jeans (1), a denim jean-jacket (2), a denim t-shirt (3) and at least one other denim based article of clothing (4). The additional and fourth item could could be denim socks, a denim hat or other denim accessory but must be visible to the viewing public, generally (but not always) ruling out denim lingerie.

Quadenim propels a denim wearer to the upper echelons of the art. There is no known higher rank.

Quadenim > Triple Denim > Double Denim

"Whoa! Look at that dude! Not double, not even triple, but..."
"...Quadenim!"
"Hero."

by Semaj Yhtomit June 7, 2013

Queef Gravy

The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.

Tom couldn't wait for his Sunday roast covered in queef gravy

by floor_mellow March 3, 2015

Queef anon

The accidentally audible escape of moist-air from a thouroghly hammered vagina as an equivalent to the validity of the current Qanon political conspiracy theory.

Hey, did you hear that a 'Biden' computer was anonymously discovered to have child porn on the hard drive?
Sounds like a Russian hit-job or Queef anon to me. Neither one are worth a shit. Moving on...

by YAWA October 20, 2020