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Monday night quarterbacking

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.
Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.
by Milt Alwin February 25, 2009
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System Quarterback

A term used by ignorant people. Every quarterback is essentially a system QB because a QB is only as talented as the people that surround them. Lets face it a Quarterback cannot magically make plays without a certain amount of protection and talented receivers.
Jim "Peyton Manning definitely isn't System Quarterback"

Dan "Jim I dislike that term but he has become so great because of the great people surrounding him like Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, and a top 5 Offensive line year in and year out."
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Mike "Tom Brady definitely doesn't deserve the Superbowl rings that he has, he is such a System Quarterback"

Matt " He deserves every single one. You act like a Quarterback is an entire football team , football is a team sport and Tom has always had great guys around him."

Mike "Well I can name some QB's that aren't system QB's"

Matt "Go ahead"

Mike" Well um... Peyton Manning, he could run any offense in the league if he really wanted to."

Matt " No your wrong he has never played for any other team other than the Colts so your point is irrelevant. His coaches run the Offense to his liking so he could succeed, same goes for Tom Brady, there is nothing wrong with that but very few teams can actually function that way."
by NFLFANFOREVER November 11, 2009
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system quarterback

A system quarterback is charged with just managing the game and not asked to do too much. Let the talent around them take over and make no mistakes.
ben rofflesburger, trent dilfer, jeff garcia, and peyton manning are all examples of system quarterbacks
by jojomojo December 19, 2007
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quarterback

A queerbag. Derived from the initials QB, meaning queerbag.
Sometimes I think Akira might be a quarterback, but then I remember that he isn't.
by sauce September 23, 2006
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quarterback sneak

When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.
Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.
by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008
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system quarterback

Quarterbacks who "won" Super Bowls (though they don't deserved to) because they benefited from being around highly taleneted teammates.
by John Madden February 23, 2005
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Mobile Quarterback

A euphemism for quarterbacks who are usually African American, and who possess superior foot speed and agility as compared to their White counterparts. Often used by sports media as a backhanded critique of their intelligence.
For mobile quarterbacks, the guy's fun to watch. But he can't read defenses any better than he can read a Dr. Suess book.
by Backfist March 3, 2016
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