Quarantine 50

The actual amount of weight that you gain while thinking that you are only packing on the Quarantine 15 during Covid lockdown, lack of exercise, energy, and pure will to live.

Damn, I knew that this Quarantine 15 was gonna turn into Quarantine 50! Now I can't get a date and I need a whole new wardrobe. FML!

by GC A.C. June 27, 2020

Quarantine Dick

Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.

“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”

by SoreKnobSteve April 10, 2020

Quarantine 19

The weight you gain due to inactivity and boredom eating while being quarantined due to the Coronavirus.
A play on Freshman 15.

Ross: You put on some weight, bro?
Jim: Yeah, I've gotta hit the gym to shed my Quarantine 19

by Arteth March 27, 2020

Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.

Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!

by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020

quarantine couple

Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.

“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “

by quaranqueen April 7, 2020

quarantine casual

During quarantine wearing sweats and tee shirts are now acceptable at all events, meetings, parties, dinners, temple, church, holidays etc. Hoodies and sweatshirts are also optional and acceptable. Going forward anything above that is simply wearing underwear and bras, this called Quarantine Casual.

We are having a dinner party tonight, the dress is Quarantine Casual.

by Der Bluten Kat April 15, 2020

quarantine buddy

Someone who occupies your time during the COVID-19 quarantine. (Also see friends with benefits, fuck buddy, could also be just a friend. Really what ever you want it to mean)

Want to be my quarantine buddy? Don’t make me spend this time alone.

by Taybo93 November 15, 2020