Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy
by verycomplexusername April 17, 2020
Get the black chicken quizmug. 
by canihaveamcfluryand2largefries February 26, 2025
Get the Quiz: Am I Pregnant?mug. A written or oral questioning-session dat's administered in an attempt to find out if you're da male half of a particular individual's parents.
Merely giving a horny dude a pop quiz ain't gonna reliably determine if he's da sperm donor of a love-child --- only DNA tests can prove dat.
by QuacksO November 16, 2023
Get the pop quizmug. >have you ever wanted to push out all of the useful info in your brain and replace it with random shit?
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u
>enter quiz bowl
>quiz bowl allows its players to gain a chromosome and unlock their third eye when it comes to random shit
>wanna wake up at 7 am on a saturday to challenge some other mentally disabled school children?
>sure
>lets go to quiz bowl
>the best quiz bowl teams come from michigan, especially u of d jesuit or not, it depends on how much crack you give em. also detroit country day school will rape the assholes of your hole team. no joke, it happened once to me.
>wanna find bad smart and mentally retarded girls?
>quiz bowl is the place 4 u
kinda smart guy 1, "shit, I just unlocked a new chromosome."
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"
kinda smart guy 2, "must be the drugs."
kinda smart guy 1, "no, I think it's the quiz bowl again."
kinda smart guy 2, "youre gay"
kinda smart guy 3, "go back to dcds faggots"
by ColonelBogey March 23, 2024
Get the Quiz Bowlmug. by JAMESTHEPRO162 June 14, 2020
Get the Quizmug. A. A spam-quiz (or spam quiz) is a quiz found on quizilla that's an Ad, Chain letter, or something that does not belong on a site for quiz making & taking.
B. A quiz that deals with that very fulfilling food spam.
B. A quiz that deals with that very fulfilling food spam.
Example A:
Quiz Title: "BUY prozac cheap online!"
Person: "This is just a spam-quiz!"
Example B.
Quiz title: "What kind of spam are you?"
Person: "Oh! A spam-quiz!"
Quiz Title: "BUY prozac cheap online!"
Person: "This is just a spam-quiz!"
Example B.
Quiz title: "What kind of spam are you?"
Person: "Oh! A spam-quiz!"
by ExcelTinker February 17, 2009
Get the Spam-quizmug.