Qassim

One of the most annoying creatures who think they are cool but are autistic and try to fit in but everyone knows he is retarded

why did you fuck dolphin your a Qassim

by Dr . chokonmacock(PHD) November 22, 2021

quasimoto

this cool guy that drives around in a white trailblazer with his friend Loli..yeah theyre both fuckin awesome

-Yo, did you see how bangin' Quasimoto was today?
-Fo shizzle my nizzle!

by amy February 26, 2004

Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 19, 2004

QuasimodoBro

A guy who thinks he is better than his sister when he is really the ultimate dork. Comes from the streets just south of San Francisco

I cannot believ your QuasimodoBro hit on me again at your family reunion! What a DORK.

by BillieJean January 18, 2005

Qasid

A person who is completely out of it and seems to be intoxicated 24/7
He or she doesn't pick up on things right away and it takes a while for them to process
He or She doesn't like the beatles, yet likes crappy mainstream.

Omg you listen to Kesha, you are so Qasid.

Omg what are you on, you are always Qasid.

by khanbeats December 5, 2010

Quasimodo

When you are playing basketball and you do a "behind the back" move with the ball to dazzle defenders.

"Mario Choto" pulled the Quasimodo on the court today, he was unstoppable.

The Quasimodo is one of the finest moves to put some points on the board.

by SpenceStab June 6, 2011

Quasimodo

A primitve form of the shocker, only with a slight hand to crotch varation, where the pinky, ring and middle finger are clenched tightly togther, and the index finger is slightly humped up, wallowing up against but not fully inserting itself into the anus.

My buddy Yoda was pissed at his woman so when they were going at it he slipped her the Quasimodo to piss her off.

by CWood December 2, 2003