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parental delusion

A habit parents have of believing their children are special or superior to other children when it is clear to outsiders they aren't
Parent: Our Billy is amazing, he'll be president some day
Other person: I think you may be suffering from parental delusion
by arneh July 5, 2010
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Asian Parents

People who came from Asia/Parents and just LOVE to :
A:Control your life
B:Ruin your life

C:Force you to have good grades
D:Make you become a doctor,lawyer,etc.
F:Never let you go anywhere unless its school
G:Don't let you be in a serious relationship

H:Hate it when you wear short clothing
I:Talk behind your back
J:Talk crap or brag about you
K: Rarely have your friends over
L:Are cheap and try to "Save" on money
M:Expect a lot from you
N:Want you to go to a good school
O:Call you stupid, idiot,disgrace,mistake,etc....
etc....
Asian Mom: "WHY DO YOU PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER SO MUCH!!!!???"
Me:"I was stu-"
Asian Mom: "DON"T TALK BACK TO ME!!!!"
Asian Dad: "Okay sweet heart do you know who the maker of Tesla,rivian,Mercaedes,and what It,and MIT stand for????"
Me: ".....No...?"
Asian Dad: "WHY DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??!!!!!!!!"
Asian Parents: "YOUR SO STUPID"
by Lunar_Eclispe90111 November 29, 2019
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Entitled Parent

Oh the terror. These people will use their kids to get anything they want and yell at anyone who gets in their way.
I have my little angel with me today and I demand a free drink. shut up you entitled parent
by Зы1 Рфвпккшв February 24, 2020
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Parents

The beings who genuinely think that if they ever let up on discipline the slightest, you'll become a hobo living out of a car you stole.
My parents are shouting at me for smiling at them.
by Me47 June 14, 2010
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helicopter parent

An individual parent who hovers over their child well into adulthood. Very seldom are there two helicopter parents in one family. One is enough to hover and annoy their thirty or forty year old "child" to the point of extreme exasperation.
He's forty two years old, but his "helicopter parent" mother comes over every day to make certain that absolutely everything in his life is right. (This includes selecting the right food, clothes, furnishings, girlfriends, friends, and job that her darling son has.)
by Joe Neubarth August 2, 2007
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Parents don't have sex

The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.
My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.
by Jake057 May 31, 2011
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parental unit

by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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