getting punishment

When you don't listen to your daddy and he doesn't appreciate it so he need to prov hes the man of the relationship so he punishes you.

Him; daddy i need a good "getting punishment"
her: okay, who's your daddy

*spank
Him: *grown YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

by daddybeater65 October 20, 2017

Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault

last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher

by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023

Pussy Punisher

One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.

Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!

by MMMelicious April 21, 2006

punishment haircut

A purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one's own attractiveness. Usually deployed by spiteful females as passive-aggressive revenge on an unaffectionate, inattentive lover or spouse.

"I ran into Reed's ol' girl at the bar the other night... That hookup must have gone south for ol' boy, 'cuz she's rocking a straight-up punishment haircut."

by Wattz (Mark Hoffmann) December 9, 2008

punishing the primate

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

puniverse

A puny universe. One's small view of the world or inability to see outside their own circle.

"Tyrone acts like a bigshot but he's just the star of his own puniverse."

by Lady Lilith September 8, 2006

High Beam Punishment

High Beam punishment is what happens when an aggressive driver from behind you wants you to get out of his/her way and you don't get out of the way fast enough so that driver puts on his/her bright high beam headlights to hurt your eyes. High Beam punishers are low life losers that are too aggressive. They want to prove they are somehow more superior by abusing others on the road. Most, if not all, male High Beam punishers have a small dick and are over compensating by driving an overly expensive car or driving a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lady High Beam Punishers are similar to their male counterparts because they are also too aggressive, mean, stupid, abusive and have no life.

Shit! that fucker behind me just gave me High beam punishment because I didn't get out of the way fast enough.
That Ass Hole!

by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009