George Floyd Justice in Policing Act

A policing reform bill drafted by Democrats in the United States Congress. The legislation aims to make it illegal for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend criminals. This bill, named after a deceased career criminal who resisted lawful arrest, is labeled as the first step in Democrats, liberals, and progressives attempting to defund and eliminate police. Authors of the legislation hope to have a society with no accountability for crime, and high drug use, without repercussions. If signed into law, the bill will make it a felony for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend, or defend against violent resistance, criminals who routinely victimize people of society.

When officers arrived at the robbery in progress at the liquor store, the criminal invoked the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, while holding the store clerk hostage and waving a stolen pistol around. Officers were forced to leave the scene and let the victim take care of himself.

by Panama Pucker February 23, 2023

police lightening

1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.

JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!

by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008

Blog Police

Reputation management done by weak minded A-list bloggers.
Synonym: Bullying.

Dave Winer.

by ElaineK August 17, 2003

The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009

status police

someone mean or cynical that comments on one's status update on Facebook

*Person 1* Rest in Peace buddy
*status police* likes this
*status police* too bad you didn't know him

*Person 2* is still doing summer work
*status police* haha sucks for you

by kulas1260 August 13, 2009

portugal police

Portugal police was used in anomalys video when they were busting down CSGO cheaters.

Portugal police hands up. "Arestinho Ronaldinho"

by mlgjan September 23, 2019

Fashion Police

Authorities that will arrest you for wearing the wrong thing.

We don't joke about the fashion police in Iran

by kalvinb March 12, 2008