J-Pubes

The long unkempt pubic hair of Japanese people which is mostly straight but has a couple slight kinks in the strands.
When they take their pants off, it sets off the release of a copious amount of J-Pubes, similar to that of a Ticker Tape Parade.
Since J-Pubes are so straight yet wiry, they are difficult to

Swiffer, because they seem to just flip-flop back and forth and not adhere to the Swiffer cloth.

I threw a party last night for my Japanese students and spent a half hour Swiffering J-Pubes out of my downstairs bathroom.

Man, I was eating out Sachiko but I kept having to hack up her J-Pubes.

Man, did you see that guy's J-Pubes? He could be a member of ZZ Top.

by EmmaRhoids1 October 31, 2009

Yeti pubes

When the carpet doesn’t match the drapes

Bob: Stormy D. said Trump had Yeti pubes.
George: Man, you would think with a billion dollars he could at least buy carpet that matches the drapes!!

by MuffinMonster September 19, 2018

Pudesa

- Someone who wrongs you.
- An enemy of you and your friends.
- Someone you make fun of.
- Someone who is all around bad news.
This new spanish word is best used in feminine form (a)...for maximum degradation, it is also best said with a lisp "pudetha."

"check out this Pudesa right here."
"El es una Pudesa."

by Matty2000 September 25, 2005

puke-nazi

A pukenazi is someone who dictates how and where you should puke while extremely intoxicated.

"You might want to put up the toilet seat while you vomit."
"Alright....fuckin' puke-nazi."

by stanimal January 11, 2008

Pubesticles

Really hairy balls. A combination of pubes and testicles.

"I would have given him head but he had really bad pubesticles".

by Stephandash February 2, 2014

puke-jaculate

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

by matt311 February 16, 2014

puke fucking

Extended practice of throat fucking. You slide your dick down your partners throat (usually a girl) just like normal throat fucking, but when she has to gag you dont stop you keep going until she has to vomit and even then you don't stop pounding her throat, till nothing more comes.

Markus is puke fucking Sarahs belly empty to help her stay skinny.

by phynx69 March 10, 2017