the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
by jackbauer May 04, 2012
A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.
IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
by funkyfred July 13, 2017
Protocol "YOLO" Started as an inside joke on a Youtube Livestream from "TheRealCaw", Here after referenced as "Caw". Caw pledged to add Protocol "YOLO" to the NSA's security levels if he ever becomes president.
This is the current concept of Protocol "YOLO" written by Duncan van Vliet.
" Protocol "YOLO"; 1. Reschedule all class 1 drugs as legal. 2. All pharmacies are required to dump all their drugs to citizens within 2 hours(Especially cough syrup) 3.~Profit"
This is the current concept of Protocol "YOLO" written by Duncan van Vliet.
" Protocol "YOLO"; 1. Reschedule all class 1 drugs as legal. 2. All pharmacies are required to dump all their drugs to citizens within 2 hours(Especially cough syrup) 3.~Profit"
by Flygon420 June 13, 2017
When you poop and you feel the poo, and you even hear the splash(maybe), but it goes down the toilet chute far enough that you can't see it and then when you go to wipe there's nothing there.
by Nagilabro412 January 18, 2022
by TacoMcDickcheese October 01, 2014
The way to be a fu*king adult with some hardas* adventure and fun. It's like cussing in Disney World. Cuss cuz you're an adult, be in Disney World cuz you're a child at heart .
by Let's talk about the universe August 23, 2017
Due to various sa reasons, Freshman (greenies) are left out of upper divisions.
Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities
Reasons may include Bias due to experience and Safety/Size liabilities
Freshman: Box is gonna be great this year
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol
Freshman 2: We aren't allowed to play Box this year
Freshman: Great another death at the hands of a Greenie Protocol
by Wdzy August 10, 2019