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prospiracy

(ADJ) pro-spear- acy : the sneaking suspicion that someone is trying to help you.
Found ten dollars in my pocket today, I think there is kind of prospiracy going on here.
by Mastermind1977 April 26, 2016
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Prospect

Congratulations, my Love!

You never cease to make me proud! Keep striving towards all you want in life, you're going to help many.

Never give up. I'm right here by your side through it all, even if only in spirit...
Everything you do and everything you've done only increase your prospect of achievement.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.
Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
by CatBlender August 25, 2009
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Prospect

Someone who has not partaken in the art of oral sex, giving or recieving.
Aw man, Chavers is a prospect.
by scoverst June 19, 2013
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Dirty Prospector

When a man is having anal sex while wearing a gold dick ring then loses it in the ass of his partner and has to dig it out with his finger.
my boyfriend and I were having anal he bought a dick ring that was too big and he lost it he had to pull a "Dirty Prospector" to get it out of my ass. LOL
by Terriboberry November 24, 2011
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prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.
1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."
by emilybronte July 22, 2010
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prospect rocks

Prospect Rocks in the tuturial island on runescape a massive online rpg game.
Prospect Rocks rox yes!!!! 123
by will June 20, 2006
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