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Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.
I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.
by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007
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Poorspective

A personal view of individuals raised or exposed to the poor lifestyle for extended periods of time. Often accompanies extreme paranoia over money and hoarding.

Individuals with poorspective often have concerns spending money on everyday items such as tooth paste and toilet paper because there could possibly be a less expensive alternative. They are the last person to buy a round and generally have burner cell phones and receive several forms of government aid including welfare, food stamps, housing assistance, and WIC.

After the Great Recession of 2008 an epidemic of people with Poorspective has surfaced. The only remedy is to get a job and earn your money.
Sandy: I was thinking we could go to Olive Garden for dinner.
Jack: Are you kidding me? I could get the same crap from the grocery store near the Ramen noodles!
Sandy: Jack, I understand your poorspective, and I'm sorry your parents were deadbeats, but we do have the money for Olive Garden.
by NotBroke March 20, 2013
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Projectile flatus

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.
by Al Berich January 21, 2019
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austral projection

The ability to close one's eyes and feel as if as surrounded by wallabies, kangaroos, and koalas despite actual, physical reality.
A business exchange student in Alabama, Liam was able to occasionally escape the unmitigated political horrors he found himself exposed to by using the austral projection techniques he learned as a teenager from watching Fiona Goddard DVDs.
by BamaBound December 8, 2017
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Projectile Whore

Someone whose Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 playstyle reflects a reliance on long distance attacks - usually involving some projectile such as a dagger.
Yo, stop using Unibeam, you projectile whore!
by ZaffBrach March 6, 2011
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Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
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Desperate Projectile

Any Random, hard, throw able object(s) found around you thrown at someone in desperation.

Like staplers from your desk while your boss is lecturing you about your TPS reports, or your shoe thrown at George Bush for some (Iraqi) reason or another.

Usually these aren't planned to be thrown but used to quickly satisfy the urge to hit someone that is extensively pissing you off.
The Iraqi finally had it with the President of the US, he DESPERATELY looked around for a PROJECTILE;
(hence Desperate Projectile)
removed his shoe and lobbed it at him. The Iraqi not being satisfied with his first throw took off his other shoe and attempted to hit George Bush Again.
by hellomynameisdylan December 20, 2008
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