Practical

A philistine

I don't think it's worth spending that much money on wine for the Joneses. They're very practical.

by Phyllis Stein September 28, 2021

protocall

Da generally-mandated/accepted procedure for using da phone in a particular locale.

Da protocall in most jurisdictions is usually fairly simple, straightforward, and obvious --- basically, (1) ask permission before using a phone dat is not yours (like if you're at a friend's house or place of business), (2) "keep it down" during phone conversations, particularly if there are others present in da general vicinity, (3) don't "tie up da lines" for longer than necessary, (4) only use said phone for fairly-necessary and/or of-time-value calls; save non-important and non-urgent calls for when you can use your own phone, and (5) be sure to offer to pay for any toll-calls dat you make on someone else's line.

by QuacksO September 28, 2021

practicallysimon31

BEAST that flips balls playing silly undies game :3

tanashis guys are usually named practicallysimon31 (BEAST AF)

by anonymous April 7, 2022

propertical

(adjective) relating to the property or properties of something

"what is the propertical difference between spandex and polyester?"

by flatulencenuggets July 28, 2022

Practicalitus

One for develops sickness symptoms before practice

Brianna is suffering from practicalitus (stomach began to hurt) right before practice, but she didn’t feel sick before that time.

by Bumblebee2010 December 19, 2022

Practicalitous

Suffers from sickness before practice

Brianna suffers from practicalitous before her practices, but is healthy for the rest of the day.

by Bumblebee2010 December 19, 2022

practically free

When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025