Of or pertaining to Ashley Green.
by Nathaniel Kalback March 9, 2005
Get the promosel mug.A title, for male or female, pertaining to excitement and/or stimulation caused by or correlated to promotional marketing, collateral, consumerism, etc. Also refes to sexual acts for want and need of material goods.
"Oh my god, Lindsey is such a Promosexual, the only reason she gave the bouncer a bl*wj*b was so she could get into the VIP room."
"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."
"Wow, you really get off on collecting airline miles don't you? You are such a promosexual."
by Achilles515 November 1, 2007
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I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.
by aaron28 January 4, 2012
Get the Promotion Negro mug.Someone who’s never worked on an event in their life but sits on the keyboard, “couch” or at dinners and gives unsolicited advice. They can be recognized because sentences usually start with the statement : YOU SHOULD
Jaden: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
Promoter: yeh
Jaden: Thriller at the zombie walk
Promoter: you should start working on your choreography for next year. Stop being a couch promoter.
Carol: You know what “you should” do to make your event better
Promoter: yeh
Carol: I don’t like the music you picked. You should have house music inventor David Guetta and our local DJs make it danceable.
Promoter: we put out a call to musicians Carol if they wanted to they could have played or you could have suggested it too!
Carol: I don’t want to be a part of all that, I just want to have fun.
Promoter: thanks for being a couch promoter carol.
by Feralart October 31, 2018
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by Chucky o Rama! May 17, 2010
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by PurpleFurLover July 6, 2012
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