Proggle

A collection or group of Progressives.

Given their obsequious and subservient nature, it is common to refer to groups of Progressives as a herd, or to singular Progressives as ruminant herd animals, such as sheep. However, herd animals do not attack members of the herd who wish to leave in the manner which Progressives relish, acting as both common prison camp member and kapo. Therefore, that we do not besmirch the superior virtues of common animals which gather in groups, we need a different word when discussing groups of Progressives. "If only the proggle gluing itself to the road had the discipline or intelligence to build better technology. Instead, they're just in everyone's way."

by AmosDW November 29, 2023