The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.
by Jamfetto June 23, 2009
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More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.
Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?
More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.
Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?
When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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For people who you don't want on your facebook friends list, but would be too awkward to remove completely.
People probably on your limited profile: Great Aunt Susanne, former employers, the weird kid in your class who you get your notes off of, etc.
by adm2512 October 11, 2009
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person 1: wow mark has 1 picture no info and 3 friend besides me and he does not even have a post!!!
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.
by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010
Get the Dead Profile mug.Multiple profile disorder (MPD) is a social networking disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other.
They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.
The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.
They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.
The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.
Multiple Profile Disorder posts may include "Dear bitch who stole my parking space after I drove around and waited 20 minutes: You'll get your Christmas cheer in the form of karma."
by Sweet girl with angst issues December 7, 2010
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Will result in tension between the two Facebook users. One party may possibly block the other.
Putting someone on limited profile is not recommended unless you have an inexplicably unbelievable reason to do so because you will usually end up offending or alienating your Facebook friend.
Will result in tension between the two Facebook users. One party may possibly block the other.
Putting someone on limited profile is not recommended unless you have an inexplicably unbelievable reason to do so because you will usually end up offending or alienating your Facebook friend.
Don't put me on limited profile unless you want to start something, bitch.
Do unto others as you want others to do unto you.
Limited profile revenge usually occurs when people lose their Facebook etiquette.
Do unto others as you want others to do unto you.
Limited profile revenge usually occurs when people lose their Facebook etiquette.
by HellHathNoFuryLykAWomanScorned February 8, 2010
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usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.
usually results in creating a fake profile with which to lurk the person, only making you progressively creepier and more pathetic.
mike: geez louise, justin has a private profile!
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL
eddie: yeah he's gay, add him on another acct.
mike: ok ROFL
by mike tree December 6, 2006
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