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procrastinate

1. (intransitive) To put off; to delay taking action; to wait until later.

2. (transitive) To put off; to delay something.
"...procrastinate the inevitable." - Dick Vitale

He procrastinated until the last minute and had to stay up all night to finish.
by Yanky1990 November 10, 2010
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processing

The act of leaving work at 3:30
I am going to pull a processing and leave work at 3:30 today despite my desk is full of work to do.
by concerned employer May 31, 2011
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Procrascinate

To be a bitch. Often confused with Procrastinate, but understandably so, and deserves to be forgiven, and praised.
Waffles is so procrascinate.
by NOT GT April 9, 2008
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procrastinate

when you notice something outside your window, such as a swarm of butterflies or a shinny object or your neighbor picking his nose, that keeps you from doing whatever you have to get done.
i dont really have an example, because the definition was to amazing!

(procrastinate) they needed the word...
by joey!! ;D May 10, 2010
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Blast Processing

A buzzword Sega coined in the 90's to promote the fact that Genesis's 7.6 MHz processor was faster than the SNES's 3.6 MHz processor. However while their commercial stated "Sega Genesis has Blast Processing", it made no mention of the actual 7.6 MHz processor itself. This oversight left the term Blast Processing seemingly founded on marketing strategy rather than technical merit, as outside of Sega the term Blast Processing had no real technical meaning at all.
Sega Fanboy: Blast Processing makes the Genesis better.

SNES Fanboy: How?

Sega Fanboy: Um.. It just does, geez, watch the commercial.
by Spill March 22, 2011
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procrastigrading

When grad students or professors very thoroughly grade student papers in order to avoid doing real work.
Colleague: James, do you have your talk ready for the conference tomorrow?

James: Nope. I've been procrastigrading all week. These little *$&ers keep making the same mistakes every time.
by medisinn January 8, 2011
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procrastinalysis

(Pro-crast-in-al-a-sis) noun.

Def: to put off intentionally doing something that should be done via methods of excessively running Excel scenarios on data, spending too long searching the Internet for impactful Clip Art images, or trying to represent theories in three-dimensional models in PowerPoint.
As Renee worked on the 160-page presentation for her boss, she was mired in procrastinalysis as she constantly worked on the deck, but never finished it.
by InquisitiveAKA February 25, 2011
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