Procrastefficient

Adj - Having the ability to wait until the last minute to do something important, yet still being able to complete it with high quality.

Jim: I put off that book report until last night but I did it and still got a 100.

Jill: Wow Jim, you're really procrastefficient.

by Noah A. Hoback October 30, 2007

procrasturbate

1.) To waste time (procrastinate) by pleasuring oneself (masturbate), putting off other work that one should be doing by masturbating.

2.) To screw oneself (figuratively) by not doing work when one should be.

I had an english paper due, but I spent all day yesterday procrasturbaiting, and boy am I in trouble now.

by spizzman November 30, 2004

proculsexual

To be attracted to individuals that you are sure you could never be with, such as a celebrity or a fictional character. Mostly occurs in teenage males that watch anime.

Did you hear that he has a waifu? He’s such a proculsexual.

by Arikin September 18, 2018

procrastination

what a majority of teenagers are best at.

"im so darn good at procrastinationing its bad!

by tess.. duh October 27, 2008

Procrastinitis

pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) A mental disease. Symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.

2)What I have.

1)Ted- "aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i'll just play WoW today and study tomorrow."

Thursday night-"God i'm bored...i think ill study for the first time this week," 10mins later "enough of that, now for America's Funniest Home Videos!"

Dan-"man i heard Ted failed his test, he's got that mad procrastinitis!"

2)Procrastinators Unite!..................Tomorrow

by pru005 May 7, 2008

procrastivity

The act of being productive in something you don't actually need to be doing in order to put off the work that you should be doing.

Today I cleaned my apartment, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and finally got around to balancing my checkbook! But I didn't write that paper that's due tomorrow. Procrastivity strikes again.

by CynickTurtle October 6, 2010

Mr. Prochilo

A Pedophile head ass teacher who talks too damn fucking much. He looks up little girls skirts and takes pictures of them and jacks off to the pictures every night . He watches gay porn and sucks the principals dick. Yes mrs. Kramer is a dude. He is probably dating a 10 year old. He claims he has money and I’m like bitch where. He doesn’t like niggas so beware white hoes you might get molested by him. He has a pedophile mustache and then sus ass glasses. Beware

Oh there he goes Mr. Prochilo looking at lil girls.

by The tea has been spilled hoes October 30, 2018