perverted jundy

When a guy preys on sleeping girls and they wake up with him on top of them in the dark.

i had a perverted jundy on me this morning.

by Milan Nedic January 21, 2009

perverted boys

All middle school boys

Boy: Oy! We're you visiting her with the yeast farm?
Boy 2: Oy!
Me: I hate perverted boys

by Um hi January 11, 2015

perverteded

Perverteded is the process of making something perverse or sexually explicit. It was invented along with the internet sometime in the 1900s.

Anything can be perverteded.

by Sam Miller July 20, 2004

Blowout preventer

Intact condom, currently popular in states on the Gulf of Mexico.

Failure of a blowout preventer can lead to unimaginably unfortunate consequences.

by Marko1950 May 27, 2010

Preventually

Similar to eventually.
When something happened sometime in the past, but you don't know when.

I know preventually she did it.

by G November 21, 2003

Preventive Parking

When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.

Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!

by Cbass187 June 19, 2008

Preventative Maintenance

A system by where an item is taken out of service to prevent it from breaking down due to overuse. It is questionable as to whether work is actually being done or not.

You know, preventative maintenance. By turning the escalator off, people are prevented from using it so maintenance will never have to be done.

by Flashwheat July 1, 2010