Prevented 

To hold back.

I was prevented for good from being butt naked or commando by my Wet Fruit Of The Loom Boxer Briefs Undies.

Prevented by Herndon Flores June 27, 2023

fellatio-prevented pregnancy 

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

fellatio-prevented pregnancy by but for October 1, 2017

fellatio-prevented pregnancy 

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

fellatio-prevented pregnancy by but for October 1, 2017

Pussy Prevented 

The female version of cock block. A cock block for a girl.

"Kiera! You literally pussy prevented me! What the f*ck?!"

Pussy Prevented by Glitterheart234 May 3, 2021

a condom could have prevented this

Used when the post, comment, video or other item are unnecessarily complex, destroying something when another item already exists, or a solution in search of a problem. It means that if the person's dad had worn a condom when having intercourse with their mom, they could have prevented the person's birth, and in turn, posting the awful content years later.

Facebook: unnecessary video showing how to destroy one tool to make another when another already exists
Most comments: a condom could have prevented this

a condom could have prevented this by banger September 29, 2026

Perverted chicken test 

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

Perverted chicken test by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

preventative wiz

Urinating ahead of time while your bladder is roughly 50% full or less to prevent inconvenience of having to do so at a later time with greater need.

I'm gonna take a preventative wiz before we go so I won't have to drain it while we're out.

preventative wiz by JCS Bricks August 23, 2004