Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.

Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.

by Pancrab March 1, 2023

text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.

I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.

by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011

preist

a boy tuching petifile who enjoys and gets sexual plaesure for tuching and fundleing the genitals of prepubesant boys

your a preist? Let me go!!!!

by mike March 13, 2003

precited

being excited about something before it actually goes down

I was so precited to go to Florida with Lizzy, until I found out she actually hates the big roller coasters.

by Alleyoompaloompa August 1, 2010

Precite

Saying the lines of a movie .5 to 5 seconds before the actor on screen. Usually demonstrates a deep knowledge and multiple previous viewings of the movie.

I was sitting with my husband, watching Caddy Shack, while he precited each and every line until I threw my shoe at the TV.

by Ty Webb Betheball June 24, 2018

stefon preister

cut your damn hair

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

predict

A woman who has not had sex yet .. i.e. A virgin

That nun is predict

by Chief80 December 3, 2007