to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....
by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009
Get the drop some presents down the chimney mug.(insert someone lame here) is such a pretendafriend because she only calls me when she runs out of money. Bitch!
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The art of walking around at work, moving papers from one place to another, to give the impression that a person is busy at work
by mslalib December 20, 2013
Get the pretend busy mug.Scandinavian name for a boy constantly following his dreams no matter the cost, he might even screw over his friends, family or lover on the way in order to achieve his goals. A Preben is willing to spend a long time tricking and playing mind games with people close to him in order to success, or simply just for fun.
He actually got the job? Wow, he was a Preben all along.
Ugh! I wish i had the will of a Preben sometimes.
Ugh! I wish i had the will of a Preben sometimes.
by TheDoctorOfFaith January 17, 2017
Get the Preben mug.The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.
Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......
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Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)
Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)
Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
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