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pregnant

1. A state a woman may find herself in after having unprotected sex with a man. Involves a child growing within her body and can be discovered by the absence of menstruation. May cause illness.

2. Bloated, held out, prolonged.

I'd also like to say something to all the men out there who think that getting a girl pregnant is a death sentence!
Being pregnant is a wonderful and painful experience that you'll never have, so just shut the hell up about your selfish views. Women don't trap men by getting pregnant. It's not their choice!
1. Jenny: It's been two months since my last period!
Katy: Oh no! Have you and your man had unprotected sex recently?
Jenny: Yeah, a month and a half ago.
Katy: Oh my god, Jenny, you have got to be pregnant.

2. After making his abrupt statement, Jake hung his head wearily. Neither of the boys spoke, and a pregnant silence filled the small room.
by Kireshai June 5, 2007
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Pregnant

Occurs when a girl has her pussy filled up with cum
Jenna : Wow this is a really nice Planet Fitness!
Mark : Thanks for becoming a member I own two of them I used to own three!
Jenna : Gosh im so hot do you mind if I work out naked!
Mark : Sure cuttie it's a judgement free zone! Oh sweet mother of god you are hot!
Jenna : Well are you going to cum for me or what!
Mark : Oh baby Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Keep cummin baby Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! cum inside me!
Mark : Oh your pussy is so soft! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Jenna : Thanks now I believe I will take that red Corvette sitting out front!
Mark : Are you fucking crazy im not giving you my Corvette for a 5 minunte fuck here's 20 bucks beat it!
Jenna : Well since im Pregnant with your baby now I will have the Corvette and this Planet Fitness as well!
Mark : Fuck You Bitch Your Not Pregnant!
Jenna : Well I am ovulating so there is about a 90% chance I am see you in court BASTARD!
Mark : GOD DAMNT NOT AGAIN FUCK! FUCK ! FUCK!
Steve : Oh Mark you need to really keep that thing in your pants or fuck someone you can't get Pregnant! (wink)
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GYM! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Steve :Your gym I believe it belongs to Jenna now! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
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Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
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pregnant

I'm pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture! Springtime is here!
by Croquet May 3, 2005
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teen pregnant

The condition of being a whore between the ages of 13 and 19 who gets herself knocked up.
Wow, way to be teen pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears, way to keep your legs open.
by Vik-Ten December 18, 2008
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Pregnant Susan

noun: a generic term for a person who has an awkwardly placed adipose deposit on their lower stomach, as to simulate a pregnancy; a generic term for a girl who is just plain fat; a pejorative term for a person who is acting like a fatty
Cole: "I feel like such a jerk. I just asked that lady when she was due and she turned out to be a pregnant susan."

A.J: "Hey look guys, we can go eat at that table by the window."
Sheila: "Oh, it looks like there's somebody there."
A.J: "Well, that's okay we can go eat with them."
Juanes: "Oh HELL NO. Look at those flabby chins. No way am I eating dinner next to a pregnant susan."

Alexis: "You guys really want to take the subway seven blocks? Stop being a bunch of pregnant susans, we can all manage to walk that far."
by The Queen of Lichtenstein January 15, 2010
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Pregnanties

A woman who makes a career if being pregnant. Like an employee to an employer.
My redneck family are a bunch of pregnanties.
She is totes a pregnantie

She has made a career of being pregnant, what a good pregnantie
by Tannurisms February 26, 2013
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