Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson May 22, 2019

president blub blub

The fish president in 50 years who has people thinking he was a nazi fish.

President Blub Blub was the only president who didn't say stupid shit the entire office term.

by memeboi6942 August 26, 2020

present slut

Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.

"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"

"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"

by literallyjust_girl December 1, 2020

President Imperator

A ruler who, though having a great deal of power to interpret all laws and decisions of a given government, is a benevolent leader chosen by the people to lead his or her country to glory in accordance with the "general will" of Jean-Jacques Rousseau's philosophy. For more information, see "enlightened despotism".

All hail the President Imperator, leader of our great nation.

by matas May 30, 2006

outsider president

An early nickname for 45 before we all understood exactly what this really means.

When he was first elected, some saw the outsider president as America’s hope; this was before it was known that his election was funded by the Kremlin.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

Klingon President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020

vice president

A backup president, someone who often takes care of things the president does not want to do.

President: File this for me.
Vice president: Okay.

by PuppyLOVER562 January 1, 2008