the precious

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.

Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!

by JABBY! April 13, 2007

precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

Prenoxious

A combination of the words PREtentious and obNOXIOUS. Used to describe girls like the Plastics from Mean Girls.

Check that preppy bitch with those fake tits and cheap extentions. She's so fucking prenoxious I wanna puke!

by Fruitbat September 30, 2009

White Precious

Whenever you see a fat white woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious", but a Caucasian version, and usually at least a little ghetto.

( Spot a fat, usually ghetto, white woman, and say to whoever your with)

"Hey look, white precious!"

by stonerben March 25, 2010

Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.

"My precioussss"

by Chris January 2, 2004

Precious

Watching my 18-year-old roommate laughing out loud at the Lion King and singing along to every song.

"She is acting like a child; how precious!"

by KAYY MAC3 April 12, 2009

Precious

Unique and amazing. She loves to make friends but can some times over does what she says. She is very attractive, (some girls don't agree, because of jealousy)boys don't like to say anything cause they know she is too much.

Girl1-Ughhh, it's Precious, I wish I was like her.
Girl2-As if

by NickyBish June 19, 2017