Powerplay

To unrealistically overpower your character's opponent, usually in a fight, in a chat, forum, or other text based RPG, and overstepping the bounds of realism in that particular universe. This includes a physically weaker character A beating a strong B in a fight because A's writer said so, or an inexperienced character beating an experienced one at their own game when it simply couldn't happen realistically. Related to godmodding and metagaming in that they're all dick moves

Becky used her strongest magical defense shield to protect herself

Susan kicked a hole in Becky's shield with her light blast and punched Becky in the face, in an obnoxious powerplay, since Susan just started learning magic and Becky has been practicing for years

by stabbitytuesday October 26, 2014

Powerpoint

Anus. The pressure point that elicits an impactful response.

I jumped through the roof when she hit my PowerPoint.

by Sparty911 November 1, 2019

powerpaint presentation

When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.

Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.

It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.

by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011

powercunt

A cunt with a scent so fierce it can be smelt from up to 30 feet away

Hillary Clinton's powercunt can be detected from well over 20 feet away; no wonder Bill cheats.

by Honesto June 1, 2010

PowerPlayer

Power Player is a person who knows where they are, and where they want to go. Everything they do is for getting them to their destination/goal, whatever that may be. PURE determinism personified in the flesh. Translated to D&D, this would be a 'True Neutral'. Basically, in their mind, NOTHING and I mean NOTHING gets in their way. If you're not helping them, best stay out of their way, because they will move through you like butter and not care at all. We're talking terminator-level persistence. They don't care what side helps them, as long as they help towards making their vision a reality.

Damn man, I see you brought the powerplayer to the meeting.

by RememberToDrinkYourOvaltine April 7, 2019

PowerPoints

The abbreviation for Microsoft PowerPoint or PPT. PPT is an acronym for Pretty Perky Titties. Therefore PowerPoint is another name for Pretty Perky Titties

Aye, bro look at those PowerPoints!

by mbe April 19, 2013

Powerpast

When someone walks very slowly in front of you (for example tourists) and you want to go past them

Nick: Oh my Jane, these tourists are so slow, im almost tripping over their feet
Jane: Come on! Powerpast them!

by gLeeDiker February 26, 2011