Saggy potatoe 

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

Saggy potatoe by WtfHumor March 5, 2016

flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

flannel potatoe by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

Crotch Potatoe 

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.

1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."

Crotch Potatoe by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017

Short Potatoe 

A wonderful short person because short people rule

- ❤️Short potatoe❤️

Lol I'm a short Potatoe

Short Potatoe by ❤️Short potato ❤️ October 18, 2018

Sprouting potatoe 

Trash/worthless, slow

Bro, stop being a sprouting potatoe and get on cod.

Sprouting potatoe by Real s**t November 13, 2020

Soft potatoe 

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

Soft potatoe by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

Idshh potatoe

Idaho potatoe

“Put idshh potatoe in beans to stop the gas.”

Idshh potatoe by Country Speaker October 15, 2023