Potago

Potago is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. I love Potago, it transcends the universe and is the food of the gods.

I love Potago. It is the most heavenly thing. Periodt. It transcends the universe and is the food of gods.

by My Best Friend Made Me Do This January 12, 2021

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Hot Potaload

An activity similar to the game 'hot potato', which requires the participation of a male referee and at least two contestants. The referee ejaculates into one of the contestants' mouths and proceeds to play "Der Ententanz" by Werner Thomas. All contestants then must pass the ejaculate (in a clockwise formation) by the act of snowballing the load from one to another. Once the music stops, the contestant currently with the ejaculate must swallow the load and is then ejected from the game. The last contestant remaining becomes the winner. The winner's reward is typically a fisting.

Would you guys mind at least putting a tarp down the next time you decide to play Hot Potaload? Sarah threw up all over her lobster bib during the second round. This has been the messiest family BBQ ever.

by Fluidyne September 8, 2013

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Portage

A term identifying a side-dish similar to poutine, except that the french fries are replaced by mashed potatoes. Ie. Potatoes with melted cheese and gravy.

"They are late bringing the portage across to our campsite"
"I can't wait, I made sure to leave room after those hot dogs"

"Sorry but we're just having regular mashed potatoes today because we are out of cheese"
"Awwwwwwww"

by CNL Charlie Brown August 22, 2009

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patagonia

The ultimate sportswear company. Their Regulator System Jackets blow North Face's out of the water, their Synchilla fleece are trememdously comfortable while at the same time envoronmentally sound (made from recycled bottles). Their subsidiary, Lotus Designs, makes the best life jackets and foul weather tops are the best and most stylish on the market. Overall, although their stuff is expensive, it's worth every penny in terms of comfort, style and build quality.

My bright-green Patagonia ski jacket is the nicest and most eye-catching piece of apparell on the slopes

by Alex B. December 23, 2004

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Portagee

A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.

You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.

In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.

Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.

Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.

Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.

Some of your best neighbors are Portagees.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

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