navy potman

The navy soldier man that had smoked marijuana before a major battle including two blunts ,three men ,and one cup.

The soldier man that also talked funny during the briefing of the mission assigned to him.Also did not do well during combat training and he is usually african american

Man 1: Man that navy potman is shooting everyone for no reason

Navy potman:There you are

Man1:Oh Noooooooooo!!!

Navy potman: he....he...he(inhales blunt) he...

(ShootS)

Man1:BLARGG!!!!!!

by Unit666 April 26, 2010

The Natalie Portman

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011

portmanbreau

All bro-related puns that take the form of portmanteaus, eg: 'bromance,' 'broment' or 'Bromeo.'

"So me and my bro are on the brofa, trying to read about Bronald Reagan, bröt instead we brocrastinate and watch 'Knocked Up' with Seth Brogen. Dude, it's brotally a bromantic comedy, bro."

"Yikes, lighten up with the portmanbreaus, okay?"

by w storie February 12, 2009

Internal Portmanteau

Causing a word to become shorter by joining the ends at a common letter. Can be done more than once in long words, or phrases.

IP = Internal Portmanteau

Examples of Internal Portmanteau:

Television --> Tevion (2 IP's) (pronounced "teh-vyun")

Mathematician --> Matician (1 IP) (pronounced "ma-tish-un")

Fabulous! --> Fabus! (1 IP) (pronounced "fab-ous")

by JWBPhayz June 4, 2009

postbang

holding afterbang to long once you've landed a big air on you snowboard. It's about as attractive as pee shiver after holding your pee in for an extra two hours and you have to just pee in public just so you won't pee your pants. Avoid postbang at all costs (unless you want to get laughed off the mountain).

did you see that clamer? He held his afterbang so long it looked like his spine was made of jello. Postbang looks so bad that dumb ass!!

by dirty shizzel November 24, 2007

natalie portman

Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.

She is the only girl I would like to date.

by mick March 14, 2005

Portmangler

One who coins painful and awkward portmanteaux.

"Check it out, Alice, I invented a cross between a spoon and a fork - I call it a fspoo-ork'n."

"Dang, Bob, you are such a gosh darned portmangler."

by Lieg March 21, 2010