pasta:salad ratio

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.

Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.

by Welshyyy April 11, 2016

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Pasta Fetish

A Pasta Fetish is when a man is sexually attracted to all sights, aromas, or mentions of or about Pasta. This is a very erotic fetish without involving Sex. The fetish is mostly given to men who stick their (sorry for my language but) Ding Dong,inside pasta sauce like Marinara, Alfredo, and Ragu.

Oh, i heard john had one of those silly Pasta Fetishes

by PastaMan69420 June 16, 2019

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go postal

To lash out violently and at random, often in a blind rage. Term taken from the 1990's incidents of workplace violence involving US Postal System workers.

I was so angry at work with the new workload, I was afraid I'd go postal.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

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Pasta In A Bag

The action of tickling a sexual partner's anus with one's hair to bring about sexual arousal

"Hey, do you know if Kelly is into buttstuff?"
"Yeah, she's into pasta in a bag"

by Small Potato July 6, 2014

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go postal

To exact calculated revenge on co-workers or schoolmates, usually with a firearm, after being fired or expelled or just feeling extremely hard-done-by.

Software tester Michael McDermott shot and killed seven co-workers in 2000 after having his pay docked to cover back taxes.

A disgruntled former worker went postal today leaving seven dead, including two accountants he had accused of being 'Nazis' the day before.

by bee May 13, 2005

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