Poser

sum dumb ass that looks like apunk but does it for fashion.
by sk8rr 183 June 23, 2003
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Synonmous with Fred Durst.
hey you know that Fred Durst douche? he's a poser and a wannabe
by limpbizkitsux February 12, 2010
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Poser

Someone who shops at Hot Topic.
"DUDE lets go to Hot Topic"
"Yeah we can look so stupid and like posers"
"Alright, sweet i have always wanted to look like a shitbag!"
by Taylor1993 October 06, 2008
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A person who tries to do somethin, but sucks horrably at it and thinks they are good. Take a skateboarder for instence. If they totally suck and think they are good, you have the right to declare them a poser. They think they are all that and a bag of chips.
"o man i can do a varial kickfip facky."
"Do it!!"
"No, i dont wanna, i dont wanna brag."
"POSER!!!!"
by Jester-ThaWickid September 27, 2005
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Those people that buy skater shoes if they've never even tried to skate before, the ones who don't even know what band is on their T-shirts when they buy them from Hot Topic, the ones who dress all black everyday and act all sad/depressed even when they have what some people would call a perfect life... Basically, people who try to fit in with one certain label because they want attention.
Emo Poser: Ughh, I hate my life. Everything is so depressing and no one wants me..

Random Kid: You live in a mansion, you are friends with pretty much this whole school, and your family is awesome.

Emo Poser: Uhmm. NO ONE GETS ME! -runs away-
by Random kid, kthanks. October 08, 2007
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Those white fags who try to look diffrent but dont. (Cause all bangers look the same...)
by Super Josh April 21, 2003
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Poser

A person who calls himself emo and thinks hes the only emo person in the world. Posers also listen to BVB, and then they obsess about it and then they think they're emo only because they listen to BVB, and not any other punk bands.

Posers also have a habit of labeling themselves and others, and also talk about everybody behind their backs.

Posers also like to "talk shit" about everybody behind their backs but when they are challenged to fight, they pussy out at the very last second for whatever reason. This is why nobody likes posers. So don't pose.
A person obsessing over Black Veil Brides, but then when they are asked what other kinds of music they listen to, they reply with "Justin Beiber" or "Lil' Wayne." Emos don't listen to pop you freaking idiots.

Another example of a poser is a person calling themselves "Emo." One thing about emos, they don't label themselves, but posers wouldn't know.
by CrashCarson May 29, 2011
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