Port Jervis

Small Town in New York. Historically a Steam train town. Mostly ignorant people and people who have less than a desirable IQ. but some of them are actually smart.. Port Java, Brother Bruno's, Len and Joe's and Hess' are the redeeming qualities of this town. The point where New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania come together.
Non-Port jervian: Port Jervis where is that?
Port Jervian: Where New York New Jersey and Pennsylvania come together.
by Metal Box Dweller May 31, 2011
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Port Arthur

Land of the trill, and you aint from it. If ya are, then show em' what the fucks up.
Port Arthur, Texas
by huod November 18, 2009
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port washington

A small town located on a peninsula in Long Island, New York. Pretty much you have your sands points and harbor acres where the old rich people that hate the teenagers living in this town and happen to vote for a crappy budget where the school couldnt afford tissues at one point. Then you have your port washington north, soundview, manorhaven, and the ghetto side of port. Port Washington consists of a main street where on friday its impossible to get through 4'1" sixth graders wandering everywhere. You have your two movie theaters, and the most amazing taco bell known to man kind. Pretty much a boring town also known as pot washington for those who dont have anything else to do.
person 1- Mannn this port washington sucks!
person 2- Lets smoke!
by ubercool07 October 16, 2007
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c-port

1. Savannah,GA;derived from the word "seaport" because of its link to the river and ocean.
2. Another one of the GA's finest cities 2nd to Atlanta b.K.a. A-Town. This city was also the hometown to music artist such as Nivea and the late Camoflauge.abv:CPT SAV
"I wanna give a shout-out to all my niggas reppin dat C-Port and R.I.P. my nigga 'Flauge..."
by [Anonymous] February 09, 2005
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Port Muscles

The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.
After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.
by Cartmello Diddy May 28, 2009
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clear port

Another name for Teterboro Airport (KTEB) outside NYC. Commonly used by business vips, execs, and celebs for its convenience.
"It's Tito Borough when it's jet flying time (clear port)
And we so thorough we the set fly or die" jim jones
by snowbdr04 April 04, 2008
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Port Dover

Port Dover is a DANK little town. Located on the beaches of Lake Erie.
Port Dover is the best town ever.
by k.m.7 January 17, 2009
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