Poorstitute

A prostitute who doesn't make enough money to live on.

"Look at that poorstitute; she has the face of what I scraped off my shoe..."

by BeckitBekBek January 7, 2009

proofstitute

Someone who always needs proof.

Billy is a proofstitute and a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: 911 what's your emergency?
Citizen: There's a serial killer in my room! Send help!
Dispatcher: Do you have proof?
Dispatcher: Hello?

by Moment2Blossom June 5, 2017

poopshitters the band

the best band yet

q have you heard of poopshitters the band
a yes

by HIGHLIZARDA June 3, 2021

Display window prostitute

A prostitute who sits in a display window so guys walking by can see what they can get.And she trys to get there attention.
It is common in the netherlands.Anyone who has been to amsterdam knows what I'm talking about.And the legal brothels in the u.s. are starting the same thing.

Kathy is a display window prostitute.

by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

long term prostitute

Like the term trophy wife but more honest.

Look at John and his trophy wife. No man she's just a long term prostitute.

by anonymous June 26, 2016

Prostitute

A person (usually a woman) that performs sexual favours for money. Not entirely dissimilar to a girlfriend, wheras prostitutes requires cash, a girlfriend requires being taken out for meals, bought cars and shoes ergo a prostitute is a girlfriend that requires less effort. Also are less likely to say "oh so your friends are more important than me?" everytime you wanna go for a fuckin' drink with your mates.

Bill: "Hey Ben, is this your prostitute?"
Ben: "No Bill, this is my girlfriend"
Bill: "OK OK, Wanna come out with the guys for a couple of drinks?
Ben: "Nah, my girlfriend wont let me"
Bill: "*tut*, buy that prostitute some shoes"

by Vanperski May 22, 2009

prostitute

A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.

I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!

by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004