Poopdick

1.The state of having fecal matter all over your penis
2.A derogatory name for homosexual males
3.A word to describe poop which looks like a dick or a dick which looks like poop

1.She didn't wipe before anal intercourse, now I have poopdick.
2.I didn't know he was a poopdick until he brought his boyfriend to the company picnic.

3. I can't tell if I'm looking at a poopdick or a poopdick.

by ThunderBoss March 9, 2016

poopdick

A dude who ass fucks other dudes. A homo, but not a taker.

The gay bar was loaded with poopdicks.

by Silence March 31, 2003

poopdick patty-whack

When two or more guys put their schlongs into a female's anal cavity and get feces on their manhood and slap their poop covered dicks together simultaneously

Me and John were so wasted that we stuck our penises in Heather's ass and slapped our shitty dicks together simultaneously. We call it the poopdick patty-whack!

by ByblowMe6482 September 14, 2009

poopdicker

when one has recently had anal sex.

john just slammed his girlfriends ass, what a poopdicker

by Tim March 9, 2005

Poopdick

When you have anal sex and you pull out, and your wiener is covered in poop. hence poop dick.

Hey mike what did you do last night?
I was with your mom and got poopdick.
Oh, You Mother Fucker!

by buttsex fagstick January 16, 2011

poopdick

(poopdick)is a commonly used insult by any of four 505 punx living in the Westside area to describe anyone that they know.. don't know.. see at random from a car window which at least 1 of the 2 males are probably hanging out of half naked.. or pisses them off. Same in context as *asshole,fuckface,douchebag,and any other derogatory term*

*Dude, that Justin guy sure is a poopdick!*
*Elliot, stop being such a poopdick.. you poopdick*

by Matt Burgess August 26, 2007

Poopdick

Your cock after anal sex w/ male/female. Usually covered in stuff.

Alan- I just got back from my girlfriend's.
Matt- I bet you have poopdick then.

by McPoopdic34 February 28, 2009