pookity

A small unidentified object smaller than a dime in size.

When your eating food and somthing is in it that dont belong, you ask what is this and your freind says thats a pookity.

by ryanwrrn4 October 12, 2008

Poojitis

A disease that is gotten by talking too much. It is highly contagious among preppy 8th grade girls.

She TOTALLY has Poojitis!

by Grim1Tuesday2 February 14, 2009

POONTANGER

A dude that goes around smelling the tangy scent of a sweaty poon left on a girls bike seat.

Phil : Why is Steve always hanging around the bike
racks?

Dave: Because he likes to cop the tangy whiff of poon left on the
girls bike seats, the dirty POONTANGER!

by D.P.K. June 18, 2008

poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

poontang

A woman's vagina, pussy, crotch, giney.

Get that penis out of my poontang!

by Mia April 6, 2005

Poontang Punch

When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poontang. Similar to Cunt Punt.

Sally: "Jeff! you've been playing Halo for hours! Spend some more time with me."
Jeff: "Wait, I have to finish this match!"
Sally: "No! Please just turn it off!"
Jeff: *Poontang Punch*

by Quesodude April 2, 2009

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022