pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

poonani

1. a rare english species of catfish that is know to swim the english channel.

2. an old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era.

3. a type of hot mustard sauce used mainly in the cambodian dish of poonanii.

1. OMG, look at that "POONANI" swim! bitch of a swimmer that "POONANI"!

2. OMG, look at that "POONANI" sail!
bitch of a sailboat that "POONANI"!

3. "Waiter! could i get the poonanii with only a dash of poonani?"

by NSB September 1, 2005

poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.

Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people

"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"

by josh February 7, 2003

poonani

Rotten/spoiled female genitalia

I am not going near her poonani!!!

by numbah 1 July 18, 2008

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

poonilicous

1. Handsome/uber hot
2. Musclebound/Solid
(See Parisi)

A girl would say:
That dude is poonilicous.

by Random Chick May 13, 2005