poon

When your boyfriend is being an asshole.

You and your boyfriend are currently in different cities and haven't been able to see each other. Following disagreements and being blown off numerous times, you might express your frustration by exclaiming, "He is such a poon!"

by Caitlin Nicole October 1, 2006

poon

to get off with someone / hook up with someone, to have sex (though not necessarily sex)

did you get any poon last night?

by KatieLouise March 21, 2009

Poon

similar words: vagina, pussy, piss flaps.

usually said instead of the word women

refering women to sex

why yes i am, i'm on poon patrol

by STARKERS June 9, 2010

poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002

poon

getting some (anywhere from making out to sex)

"you goin for it?"
"im gonna get me some poon."

by cullen November 9, 2004

poon

wat i call my cute little pussy that i like for girls/guys to lick on and make me cum really good. Also wat i like to play with six times a day bcause i luv to cum...alot:)

"you wanna put your big fat dick in my tight little poon?"

by sexxigrl November 8, 2007

pooned

"pooned" should never be used as a substitue for "owned." Saying "pwned" is dumb enough. "Poon" is really and abbreviation of the slang term "poontang." "Poontang" has been around since the 70's. "Poon," in slang terms, refers to a woman's sexual organs, especially when refering to finding a way to have intercourse with said organs. "Tang," in slang terms, refers to the act of sexual intercourse.

"Poon" also is defined as the act of hitting something with a harpoon. However, that is a bit archaic.

"Dude, I got so much poon at the party."

or

"I need to get some poon so badly."

"pooned" is not a real word and therefore I have no example of it. You can't make a noun past tense...

by Noodlemonkey May 18, 2006