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Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.
Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.
by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009
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poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"
i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...
by e_ijah January 16, 2018
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poocat

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.
Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?
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Poocha

Spanish slang word for "Vagina" or "Pussy."
I like to eat poocha 'cause it's good.
by Rob Bass August 9, 2006
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pocha

Americanized Mexican girl who does not speak Spanish.
When I visited my cousins in Monterrey, my dad had to translate for me. They think I'm a spoiled pocha princess.
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005
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poochaka

her poochaka was wet
by zulu June 15, 2003
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Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.
"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"
by stevo June 16, 2009
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