Masturbating Man in Pompei

This man saw the world around him becoming ash and fire, but still decided to crank one out. A fucking legend

Man One - Who's Your Hero?
Man Two - Masturbating Man In Pompei
Man One - Oh shit

by NateTheCanadian July 22, 2018

pimped out

State your car will be in if you have added the gold trim package, curb feelers, continential kit, white wall tires, rims that are off set and stick out at least 4" from the side of the car body, lowered 4", TV boomerange antenna, blackout tited windows, crushed velour seats, custom chain steering wheel, neon liscense plate surround, huge naked woman hood ornament, sound system that has no treble, custom metalic purple paint job, and fuzzy dice.

by SWZ September 25, 2003

popped my cherry

when a girls hymen is torn and starts bleeding either a little bit or a lot (depends on the girl). It is normally torn by a guys penis up the girls vagina or his fingers up it. The cherry can also pop when a girl is fingering herself, putting a tampon in, or maybe even riding a bike.

My boyfriend popped my cherry when he fingered me hard and deep and he kept moving his fingers back and forth, which made me very horny.

by marissa216 May 28, 2008

Get It Pumped

Popular Scottish internet phrase, created by fans of Rangers FC on the Follow Follow Forums in March 2006. It is used to indicate possible oppurtunities for sexual intercourse.

Man 1: "Look at how attractive that woman is"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Man 1: "My girlfriend and I have been having some communication problems, do you have any advice"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Man 1: "I have been having dark thughts, depression, suicide, what can I do to stop this"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

or it can be used in a sarcastic tense, such as;

Man 1: "Jo Brand"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Somebody posts a picture of any female

reply : get it pumped

by Raymondo April 23, 2006

pimped out

To be exploited publicly.

The school was so broke they pimped out the students and called it fund raising. The kid that sold the most candy won a cheap bicycle.

by David Tacitus May 3, 2008

pompadour

a pompous person, who is an idiotom

you a big fat pompadour.

can be used as an insult

by vsangel May 28, 2011

super pumped

what happens right before you're about to get a bj

girl: hey, im going to give you a beej

guy: im super pumped

by punch bowl April 23, 2011