Playstation Notwork

What ones would call the Playstation network these past few weeks.

I woke up hoping to hop on PSN and blast some niggas in Battlefield, but it turns out i was still logged in to the Playstation Notwork.

by dee.signs June 7, 2011

Playstation 3

A console you'd need a job for. Considering the fact that the definitions below are made by idiotic 14 year olds who have to ask their parents to buy a console, they believe bashing it would make themselves feel better.

Oh hey, is dat sum Playstation 3 with a 400 dollar price tag? Lol wut?
Oh hey, is dat sum online support that doesnt need a monthly fee?
Oh hey, is dat some better graphics without lying about actual HD resolution? (lol halo 3)

by Jack Spicer January 2, 2008

Playstation 4

A system due to be released in 2010 or 2011.
Bound to cost over 9000 dollars upon release.

Said to include the following:

Over 9000 GB.
Satellite T.V.
Hologram movie format
Classic DVD/Blue-Ray/HD-DVD formats
Phone service
DVR capabilities
Virtual Console
Music receiver
Mini refridgerator
Nuclear Powered
Home security system
...more to be specified.

The bundle pak is said to contain a new Tennis game and a war game. Most likely Call of Duty 5 or 6.

Oh, yeah. Can't wait to record Golden Girls with my ballin'-ass Playstation 4!

by Wasabimoto June 14, 2008

Playstation 3 (PS3)

The most awsome media platform, misjudged by many because of it's high cost, provides the world best gaming experience by far. Still the system gets a bad rep from opinions of xbox fanboys who are pissed off that they can't afford the best. So shut up.

{Resistance Games, Playstation 3 (PS3)

by NJDAUCFANBOY January 14, 2009

playstation2

The best system out there. the only people who bitch about it are who were stupid enough to believe the hype that Bill Gates put out there. People can say that it breaks easily or it has poor graphics(it has neva broken for me, and the graphics aren't that different), but the fact of the matter is, Sony is still dominating the industry. All developers come to Sony first and the rejects go to Nintendo and then to Microsoft. Playstation2 is the succesor to PSONE, the only game system in its time, so whoever hates it only does coz they were too cheap to buy it and missed the fun.

PS2 and Xbox are about the same price retard!!

by Rap-Tito August 10, 2005

playstation live and put it in your eye

when you watch PlayStation live with a girl and nut in her eye.

hey, babe wanna come over and watch some PlayStation live and put it in your eye?

by beansoup23 June 5, 2018

PlayStationPussy

A limited edition convertable dildo/fleshlight in the shape of the PlayStation logo. Used mostly by pansexuals, batteries not included.

Can I have a PlayStationPussy for Christmas?
Thanks for letting me borrow your PlayStationPussy you fucking queer.

by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018