politics

the practice of being a complete loser. Next to lawyers, politicians are the least liked people ever. Maybe this is because they are liars and really don't know what they're doing.

"Mom, if I ever become involved with politics, please shoot me before it's too late."

by Diego February 11, 2004

politics

A permanent flamewar. Includes edit wars on laws and bills, name calling, badmouthing other people, and other gratuitous foolishness.

LOL, Newt Gingrich is such a troll. Of course, he engages in politics.

by Ricky the Nudnik February 06, 2012

Politics

A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.

Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.

by Ren Tsune October 19, 2012

politics

The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

by Not Proud to be an American April 24, 2003

politics

A vast leftwing conspiracy.

see communism , socialism ,satanism , etc.

by Bobzilla June 03, 2005

politics

Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed

politics is raping you up the bunghole

by fuck the NWO October 08, 2005

politics

Some boring ass shit. Seriously.

Dude #1: Hey Dude #2, aren't politics fun and interesting?

Dude #2: No.

Ron Simmons: .....DAMN!!

by Noobmuncher3000 May 17, 2007