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Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny
Dude 2: So what did you do?
Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating
Dude 2: So what did you do?
Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating
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Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."
Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."
Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."
Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."
Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"
Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"
Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"
Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."
Hym "You podcasters really are full of yourselves. You just sit there and jerk eachother off on camera in front of your wives. It's like a form of fetish porn for wannabes where you sit there and affirm your apathy to eachother."
Podcaster 1 "You know... We don't care about men's issues."
Podcaster 2 "Oh, yeah, no. I know. I don't... Should we... I don't know... Start doing that..."
Podcaster 1 "What!? No! Nonononononono... No... We can't do that..."
Podcaster 2 "What? Why?"
Podcaster 1 "Um, maybe because if THAT GUY'S issues were fixed he'd be better than me immediately with minimal effort... I'd look like a chump!"
Podcaster 2 "Ooooh... Right... Would I look like a-"
Podcaster 1 "You'd also look like a chump."
Podcaster 2 "Oh... Right, ok. Yeah. No. I don't want to care about men's issues...."
Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"
Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" 😮 💨
Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."
Podcaster 2 😩 "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."
Podcaster 1 😩 "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."
Podcaster 2 😩 "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."
Podcaster 1 😩"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"
Podcaster 2 😖 "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"😫🍆💦...😮 💨...😮 💨...😮 💨
Podcaster 1 😫🍆💦 "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" 😮 💨...😮 💨...
Hym "This ☝️ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."
Podcaster 1 "No, it's... It's fine. We don't have to-"
Podcaster 2 "OhthankGod!" 😮 💨
Podcaster 1 "Yeah, no. We're not doing that. Ok. Now whip out that fat-cock so we can jerk eachother off."
Podcaster 2 😩 "Mmm! Fuck yeah! Agree with me..."
Podcaster 1 😩 "Ergh! That's brilliant. I've never thought of it that way."
Podcaster 2 😩 "I'm gonna talk about my kids! I'm gonna talk about my kids all over your filthy podcast."
Podcaster 1 😩"Uuuugh! Tell me about you book!"
Podcaster 2 😖 "I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID!"😫🍆💦...😮 💨...😮 💨...😮 💨
Podcaster 1 😫🍆💦 "UUUGGGGHHH!! MEN ARE WEAK!! Uuuugh!" 😮 💨...😮 💨...
Hym "This ☝️ is what you're like. This is what you podcasters are like."
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