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Plop Absorber

The act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or 'plopping' when a turd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. The layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the turd . The art of Plop Absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.
Example 1:

Arnold: "FUCK YOU NICKI! I told you I needed the toilet first!"
Nicki: "Chill your beans fag-bag, I only need a pee ."

Arnold: "You better be only needing a fucking pee!"
*Nicki commences the Plop Absorbing process*

Example 2:
>Chucky is on the toilet, while Arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.

>*Arnold turns radio off*
>*Chucky performs the Plop Absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise*

Example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. However, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. Barack had unsuccessfully executed the Plop Absorber.
by Cheesebreath101 May 9, 2011
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plop ass

The action of sitting down in a casual fashion.
Hey bro, wanna go da dat dere White Castle's wit me?
Na, I'm gonna plop ass in yo crib while ya get da shit.
by Kaibe November 14, 2006
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Hellacious Plop

A shit when it feels almost as if your shitting out a broken glass and tobassco sauce cocktail. The burning remains for up to 10 mins afterwards.
*clinching asshole* boys...that was one hellacious plop
by JamesHC September 4, 2006
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Cum Plop

The sound that is made when semen is transfered from one persons anus into another persons mouth after the act of anal sex.
"Okay Tom, after you get fucked in the ass I want to hear a nice cum plop into your boyfriends mouth."
by Cum Plop March 31, 2009
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ploob

IT'S FUCKING PLOOB NOT POOB
Doug thinks that ploob is actually FUCKING poob. What a dumb fuck.
by panguite March 21, 2020
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Ploopy

1) A word used in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (By Manny).

2) The noise when your crap hits the toilet.
1)
Manny: "Hi Ploopy!"

Greg: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"

2)*Grunt* PLOOPY!
by J3553ROCKS April 15, 2009
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pre-game plop

Taking a poo before going out to a party.
Sammy: "Where is AlPal? I'm growing a mustache we've been waiting so long."

Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?"

(Alli walks out from the bathroom)

Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."
by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010
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