Phonesex

The act of placing your phone on top of a freind's phone, or vice versa.

Dude me and Maggie just had phone sex at lunch- bill
OMG you're so lucky. I've only had phonesex with karen- tom
Eww. She's a pig- bill

by Thatonekid44 April 13, 2011

Phones

old style headphones that cover the entire ear

plug in my phones and listen to some tunes

by Iowna Uass October 9, 2008

poonesh

A Gentleman who rarely shaves, swarthy in complexion, and concise in speech. Rarely attends social gatherings for fear of missing the game.

This goon, known as poon.

by Boba Fett June 23, 2003

poonestamp

To stamp an object or person with poone juice. This can be done in secrecy so as to get revenge on someone, or blatantly in the open so that you can see their reaction.

"I poonestamped him in the eye because he was being a complete asshole."

by GnarlyCarley09 February 22, 2008

Plöner Pucker-tini

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.

Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.

by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013

phonespeak

Text messages composed entirely by using the sequence of words predicted by your smartphone with no changes.

I texted my friend in phonespeak, "Yes, I'd like a beard or to" in response to his text "Meet me at the bar"

by farticles August 30, 2014

Phonestrated

Frustrated with your cellphone

I phonestrated because my phone keeps crashing

by Ash__B February 2, 2017