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fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.
by ur gramma November 29, 2009
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Pitchers Mound

Like third or fourth base, Pitchers Mound is a status regarding sexual activity. It is not in direct relation to the other bases of a couples sexual interaction, rather an independent stage of physical play.
It is the act of punching your partners crotch area (Usually with surprise). You continuously punch the others genitalia -- as if with each strike of contact (from fist to delicate reproductive tissue) you receive an extra point. Sure -- they may resist, and at the same time try to punch yours, but unlike hitting a "home-run" (resulting with both partners taking out a great deal of pleasure) there is only one winner within each session.
The difference between reaching Pitchers Mound and ferociously hitting the human-juice out of your mate's reproductive organ is that it is fun and safe. I tend to yell "Pitcher's Mound!" while I enact a harsh blow to my girlfriend's vagina. Only a Chad would injure another's crotch area without warning or playful desire.
Kyle: "Emma, what do you want to do? We have already passionately accomplished the four bases a hundred times."

Emma: "Well, we haven't done Pitchers Mound yet."

Kyle: "Pitcher's Mound!" (Kyle strikes Emma's Vajayjay with a Mexican undercut, the dirtiest of all the undercuts)

Emma: "Fuck! My Vajayjay is bleeding. I guess you win Kyle."
"P.S You're Hawt."

Kyle: "Because I won like a boss, I am going to incorporate this event in my definition on Urban dictionary."
by AnalMonster666 February 17, 2015
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indefinite pitch

Indefinite pitch is used as a musical term. Definite pitch is meaning instruments with diferent sounds and pitches while indefinite pitch is meaning one sound played only.
The drum has a indefinite pitch while the piano has a definite pitch.😆
by Vanessavampire12 October 27, 2017
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pitch fox

Pitch fox is a word used to describe a woman who has a sexy, strong and fun loving personality. A pitch fox knows how to party and have a good time with her friends. A foxy lady thats for sure. Pitch foxes can be found at partys, festivals and clubs and will always stand out from the crowd. With an alluring scent that will capture your senses as well as your heart you are sure not to forget a pitch fox should you be lucky enough to meet one. Pitch foxes are rare and should you be lucky enough to snare one, never let them go! Never to be mistaken with a bitch fox which is a sly, cunning and dirty bad smelling animal.
mmmm can you smell that, it smells good, she must be a pitch fox!

Can you see that girl dancing over there, she must be a pitch fox, i think i am in love!

Have you met my best mate? she is a pitch fox, yea thats right, a pitch fox, i am very lucky!
by Lescrat July 23, 2010
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Platch

(1)sucky, stupid, dumb, ugly, etc.

(2)replacement for sucks, as sucks is overused

(3) not good; bad
Yo girl, yo shirt is so platch!
by swiggity swag whats in the bag February 24, 2014
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Pitchu

smart, cute and very nice with people. When you see him tell him "bitte".
Pitchu, "bitte"!
by itcouldbeworse June 27, 2018
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absolute pitch

Absolute pitch (commonly referred to as perfect pitch) is the rare musical ability to distinguish notes and pitches without a given reference. For example, people with AP can automatically spot the difference between an "Gb" (G-flat) and a Db (D-flat) without any hints given. The odds of being born with AP is 1 in 47,000 people, making this phenomenon rare. Absolute pitch can be distinguished in people who are blind since birth, and in most cases, people affected by Williams Syndrome and autistic spectrum disorders. Some famous examples of absolute pitch include John Phillip Sousa, Ludwig van Beethoven, Julie Andrews, Freddie Mercury, Yanni, Steve Vai, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Franz Schubert, the Mendelssohn siblings, Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim, and Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is said to have been born with absolute pitch, playing one of his father's piano sonatas correctly four minutes after listening to it. He was at the age of four at the time.
by ThrashBash November 4, 2013
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