Pledgetables

Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.

"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."

by Jimbles March 16, 2008

fraternity pledge

A promise set between a group of people sharing a common interest.

Me and my friends made a fraternity pledge, and to this day, we still haven’t broken it.

by lululemonsssss September 12, 2019

Pledge of Allegiance

The satanic ritual that Americans do.

"Oh, we have to say the Pledge of Allegiance in a few minutes"

by my bussy September 22, 2020

Lemon Pledge

Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.

"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"

"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"

"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"

"We need more lemon pledge"

by munkeemanometal September 6, 2012

Lemon Pledge

A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.

Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray

by DrMeathammer January 28, 2010

Penis Pledge

The act of putting down your penis as an ultimatum. Often occurs in situations of vulnerability or frustration. Sometimes includes one exclaiming that he will sacrafice his sexual organs for the cause.

"balls dude!!! i cant get this chick to go out with me!!"
-"bro, i think youre gonna have to penis pledge that ish.."
"so let it be, I will chop off my penis if she says no one more time!"
-"that is how its done young padwan.."

by two ween teen October 18, 2011

pledger

Extreme pothead; Synomous with weed,marijuana, etc.
Needs pot to survive.

Damn,you're like a fucking Pledger

by mmmhhhjjj May 17, 2006